is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”
like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
college should be $25