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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? :3

@Anonymous

celerysticks4life:

Oh boy… when I was a junior in high school my water bottle fell off my desk (the kinds with the half-desks on the side) and so I leaned over and tried to grab it, right? But all of a sudden the entire desk tipped over, with me still in it.

In the middle of a heated discussion. The entire classroom went silent. I was still in my desk, just completely sideways on the floor. Slowly I wriggled my way out, stood up and turned to my teacher. I said, “I don’t know how that happened,” and the entire class burst out laughing, including the teacher.

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Tagged: #animals #cats

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shutupnurse:


Love Food? This blog is for you.

alfieowensdarklordofall

Tagged: #food

just-a-skinny-boy:

Sex Tip - Canadian kinky:

Spread maple syrup all over each other and make moose noises while watching hockey.

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Oh hey I’ve been up for twenty-eight hours straight oops time to sleep

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